I keep getting monthly updates from #ancestry Do I need to know I’m still mostly Irish every month?
I’ve said it a million times and here’s one more: You NEVER question my #plasterfuntime skills https://t.co/VjxPHY7pD5
I feel like I’d sleep better at night if @tomselleck read stories while I fell asleep
Sometimes I poop so hard it makes me rethink my entire belief system.
Every year I try to quit cold turkey and every year I remember that with a little mustard that stuff is addictive
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