If I were a unicorn I’d be so good at it.
Mind control: saying loudly in a bar “Did you see how much snow we’re getting?!?!” Then watch everyone in earshot… https://t.co/xyqBrwRyO6
The look you give when your nieces and nephews want to look at the pictures on your phone. #nono https://t.co/pJYD0eds61
Sometimes I drop jellybeans on the floor and think “good thing I just washed the floor” then I’m honest with myself… https://t.co/VYykyP79Zp
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